Sermon Jazzers      from Voicings Publications Each day SearchGodsWord.org and Voicing Publications posts for our users a fresh Sermon Jazzer illustration handpicked for usage with the "Sunday Sermon".   Today's Sermon Jazzer deals with the subject of 'humility'. Click here to preview today's "Sunday Sermon." A middle-aged woman went into an apartment building and took the elevator to the twelfth floor. When she arrived at her destination, she rang the doorbell impatiently. The door opened slowly, almost mysteriously, and she was welcomed by the smell of incense and smoke. She entered and was greeted by a young woman in a long white robe who announced her presence by striking a huge gong. With this the young woman said, "Do you wish to see the wonderful one--the all-knowing, all-powerful, Maharishi Narru?" "Yeah," the woman said. "Tell Sheldon his mother is here! Voicings Publications, Inc. Copyright, 2001. All rights reserved. Reproduction in any form is strictly prohibited.   Each week two new illustrations are posted from the "Handbook of Pulpit Humor: 101 Humorous Sermon Illustrations. Illustration #1 deals with the subject of 'names and luck'. The following ad appeared in a "Lost and Found" column: Lost. One eleven-year-old dog. Brown hair with several bald spots. Right front leg broken due to auto accident. Left rear hip hurt. Right eye missing. Left ear bitten off in dog fight. Answers to the name, "Lucky." The Handbook of Pulpit Humor: 101 Humorous Sermon Illustrations. From The Editors of Sunday Sermons. Copyright, 1999. All rights reserved. Reproduction in any form is strictly prohibited. Illustration #2 deals with the subjects of 'worship, parent and child and parish life'. A little boy came into the back of the Church one Sunday and saw a bronze plaque with some names on it. The boy asked what it was. His father said, "These are the names of men who died in Service." And the little boy asked immediately, "The nine-thirty or the eleven o'clock Service?" The Handbook of Pulpit Humor: 101 Humorous Sermon Illustrations. From The Editors of Sunday Sermons. Copyright, 1999. All rights reserved. Reproduction in any form is strictly prohibited.